I'd like to Report a Missing Kitteh.

Name: Albany Americade River Street Rock
Answers to: Albeeh, Albee, Albany Bean, Beanhead.
Distinguishing Features: Sad clown eyes, remarkably small feet (by feline standards.) Does not "meow", but instead communicates with a series of "MEEP!"s, and "MEEP MAOOW!" when especially content.
Enjoys: Conversation, frolicking, sleeping, partaking in my ghetto fashion shoots (pictured above)

Dear Alby Beanhead...Did you really need to run away the same week my boyfriend went to bootcamp? This is crap timing Alby, come home. There is a bowl of crunchies waiting for you.

1 comment:

  1. how long has she been missing? did you put up posters?